BBC wags tell me: "Never mind the Cybermen and Daleks, that red hair and freckles will have children hiding behind the sofa." Surely it will be broadcast after the watershed.
Marilyn manson lookalike Kelly Osbourne could be facing unlikely competition for the role of prison warden Mama Morton in the musical Chicago - from Cilla Black."For years they have been asking me to play Mama," Cilla tells me at the after-party for West End musical Hairspray, where she was accompanied by her handsome, but platonic friend, TV producer Martyn Redman.
It was the Royal Victorian Chain, which she reserves for non-Christians who cannot receive the Garter.
However, one beneficiary was Princess Margaret - some say the honour marked queenly disapproval of her sister's behaviour.
Amusingly, Margaret showed her defiance by wearing it as a choker rather than as a brooch.
The inevitable furore generated by her latest social media post was brushed to one side as Lady Victoria Hervey stepped out in Beverly Hills on Wednesday evening.
At first, all seemed well for the couple, who have a teenage daughter.
But the marriage began falling apart 18 months ago, I am told.Hours earlier, Lady Victoria, who lives in Los Angeles, wrote a 391-word tirade in which she compared Weinstein to Hitler, saying he 'ruled like the "Fuhrer".She also wrote that 'others' who had spoken out against the troubled producer claimed he had ruined their careers because it 'makes it easier to deal with.'While there is nothing to suggest Lady Victoria has met or spoken to the alleged victim she refers to in the post, her shocking rant starts with the model saying it had been 'hard' for her 'not to voice her opinion' on the 'recent controversies in Hollywood'.After her nine-month relationship with rocker Rick Parfitt Jnr failed to work out, Emma has wasted no time in finding another beau."It's early days, but we like each other a lot and though Tony lives in the U.S., he thinks that won't be a problem," says Emma, 36, who hopes to find acting work in the States.She suggested that she had been aware of rumours surrounding Weinstein, writing: 'As a brit living in LA and attending many a HW [Harvey Weinstein] party during award season I've seen it all.' Describing Weinstein's tyrannical behaviour, the socialite continued: 'HW ruled like the "Fuhrer" marching down corridors at the Du Cap [Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc] whilst assistants shuddered behind him clutching their mobile phones.