But even if you have an incredibly embarrassing moment on a first date, all is not lost, as one woman revealed. “The more I held it in, the more pain would shoot through my stomach and down my legs. “I scratched and clawed at the window like I was being kidnapped. It was her third date with Rob and she’d been avoiding carbs for a while in a bid to lose some weight. I was even having to raise myself off the seat, gripping onto my door and the dashboard.” “How do you tell a man you just started dating that the reason you’re writhing in pain is because you have to fart? Rob, unable to see either by fart cloud or panic, kept turning on the windshield wipers instead of unlocking the window.” By the time she got home, she was convinced she’d never see him again. I didn’t think it was possible to ever see a man again after he screams he can taste your fart after only knowing you for 48 hours,” she says.
They went out for a meal and he proceeded to order lots of delicious, rich things that she hadn’t eaten for a long time. It was only afterwards when the pair were doing a spot of shopping that the uncontrollable gassiness began. Well, you can either tell him, or like me, let the fart speak for itself.” She let it out.
“I thought I was dying,” the woman says, and she asked Rob to drive her home.
was told two horrendous tales: the woman who went on a date with a friend she’d known for over ten years only for the night to end with him having a threesome with two girls he’d met at the bar, for example.
And the woman whose Tinder date turned up with her face on a T-shirt: “He told me he hadn’t taken his ADHD medication that day because he wanted to ‘be more real.’ “He then told me he’d just got out of prison for drug dealing. “She literally put her fork down on her plate, and pushed her plate back a couple inches.
When you don’t know someone well, it’s easy for things to get awkward. As they ate - a “heavy” meal of fried chicken and mashed potatoes for her - the woman started talking about how she’d recently lost lots of weight. And sometimes things just get weird, as one woman found out when she was invited round to her neighbour’s to watch a film: “About a third of the way into the movie, he went to the bathroom and was gone a pretty long time.
I finally got up just to see where he went, and lo and behold, there he is: sitting on the corner of his bed, door open, jerking off swiftly and furiously, really beating it, and just implores: ‘You did this to me. Just stand there a minute.’” The woman didn’t reveal whether she ran away and immediately moved house, but one can only assume. “The toots started to flood out uncontrollably,” she goes on.These were the flicks on those long ago Friday nights, the nights that showed us dating wasn't such a scary thing.Or, alternatively, the movies that showed us that dating was—and still is—a minefield.Between all the horrible mishaps I’ve had while dating, I know for a fact that at least some of these situations will make you feel better about your dating life.This happened because my date decided that nothing impresses a girl like eating brussels sprouts. Somehow, this meant that I'd be amazed by him eating food he was basically allergic to.The date with the squashed pussy This one doesn’t sound quite as horrific as the title leads you to think but still pretty awkward.